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A Little Tin of Badness

Thu Jun 4, 2009, 4:39 PM
There are a couple of places in town where I hang out; one of them is an antique store. Melissa cleans out houses, attends auctions, and basically dredges up cool stuff wherever she can find it. It was in her store that I found the oryx horn that is an integral part of my spear.

So today we're looking through some things: there's a really cute sewing box I've selected. There are the obligatory thread, bobbins and buttons, and at the very bottom is a small, flat, rectangular box. I examine it: on its lid it says "Asthamdor" and inside is a cigarette-like thing and two long matches.

I am flummoxed. Ashtma + cigarettes is BAD. No doubt people figured this out a long time ago. I whip out my Blackberry and google "Asthmador" And found this:


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I can barely read this entry to her, it's so well written and so damned funny.

Further research revealed that the OTHER ingredient in Asthmador is JIMSON WEED. They did a CSI episode about jimson weed. Jimson weed is BAD.

After reading my findings out loud, I look up at Melissa and say, "Well, my friend, what you've got there is a little tin of badness."

  • Mood: Wow!
  • Listening to: My daughter chattering
  • Reading: House of Suns
  • Watching: James Bond
  • Drinking: Red wine

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  • Current Residence: Pennsylvania USA
  • Interests: Rock&Mineral collecting, Latin American authors, sewing, costuming
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars
  • Favourite band or musician: Peter Gabriel, Brian Eno, Talking Heads, REM
  • Favourite genre of music: Hmmmmm
  • Favourite artist: Neolithic Cave Painters
  • Favourite poet or writer: Paolo Coehlo
  • Favourite photographer: Annie Leibowitz
  • Favourite style of art: Do I have to answer this?
  • Operating System: OSX
  • MP3 player of choice: None
  • Favourite cartoon character: Snoopy
  • Personal Quote: Did I dream this belief, or did I believe this dream?
  • Tools of the Trade: Prismacolor Pencils or Gouache and Paintbrush

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St. Francis said,
“A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist.”
Thank you so much for the watch!

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I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason. Bringing something we must learn and we are led to those who help us most to grow, if we let them.
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Hiya Sophia!
Hope your having a great Holiday Season, and looking forward to a new year starting tomorrow...
I'm getting set and ready for Farpoint. I still have alot a 3d art yet to get out and can't wait.

Luvs, Hugs & Backrubs
Ponch
Hiya Ponch!

I am not going to Farpoint. Last year I sold ONE GREETING CARD, which doesn't pay for room and food even if I did get the table for free. Sorry, I will miss seeing you. Actually I am going to the Tucson Gem Show thanks to a friend of mine!

Sophia

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The warrior of light embraces his passions and enjoys them intensely. He knows that there is no need to renounce the pleasures of conquest; they are part of life and bring joy to all those who participate in them.--Paolo Coelho
You'll definately be missed especially by moi.. But I do envy you I loved Tucson when I was there. Actually I was stationed over at Ft. Huachuca ( wah-chew-ka). I'm definately a warm weather person to be sure. I see snow and I want to hibernate. Just put me on a comfy couch with a thick comforter and I'll be fine. I've starting knocking out some new pics for the art show. One in particular I've been trying to get just right on and off of about a year already and I think I have it finally. Plus some more originals as well. But they will all be at SL in July too so you can see them when ya come back. I will need to get with ya at some point to find out about selling artwork over the web Do's/Dont's good ideas etc.

Luvs, Hugs & Backrubs...
Ponch..
:iconcarameldansenplz: Happy New year :iconcarameldansenplz:

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St. Francis said,
“A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist.”
Thank you for adding Psychedelic Frog Frog to your favs

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St. Francis said,
“A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist.”
Hey Sophia, It's Screech here, thought I'd watch you to see your great work when you post it.

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Doc: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: You're a thing babies suck on?
Tucker: No dude, that's a pedafile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Thankyou so much for the +fav, it's appreciated. :butterflytwo:

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